A loyal friend is a priceless treasure
His value indeed is beyond and measure
With gentle heart he is always available
And his sympathetic manner is most commendable
Such a friend is Victor Woods
And I cannot ask for more
His humorous stories are never a bore
And to life’s many problems he knows the score
He brightens up each cloudy day
And brings a smile to everyone
It’s a pleasure to hear him laugh
Before each day is done
He’s dependable as the morning sun
You can count on him for loads of fun
At times he may sound pessimistic
But his temperament is never ballistic
Truly he is one of a kind
A better friend you’ll never find
